"Older Neighbor"
My name
is Jake and I am thirty years old. I am a moderately successful
business accountant with a nice house in a nice neighborhood. My
neighbor, Barbara, is absolutely beautiful. She's tall, leggy, busty
and very sensual. She's in her forties, I know, because the other
neighbors told me so, but she doesn't look it. I would have thought
she was thirty-two or so. She's just amazing. I've had fantasies about
her for a long time, but I never thought they would actually come
true!
One
lovely Spring Saturday, I was in my back yard grilling a big, juicy
steak and a couple of ears of corn and watching Barbara sunbathe. She
was tanning herself in her lovely lawn, wearing a very small bikini,
and glistening in the sunlight from a mixture of sweat and tanning
oil. She looked absolutely breathtaking. I tried not to stare, but it
was impossible to keep my eyes off her.
I
finally managed to look down at my steak and it was done. I grabbed my
plate and lifted the steak onto it with my fork, then I used my
grilling tongs to pick up the corn. I took my plate over to my picnic
table by the pool and sat down, slathering my corn with tons of butter
and salt, and seasoning my steak with some salt and pepper. Suddenly I
heard a voice.
"Mmm,
that looks delicious," she said. I looked up. It was Barbara!
"Thanks. Want to join me?" I asked.
"Oh,
no. It doesn't look like you have enough there for two," she said.
"But I would love some company."
She sat
down on the other side of the table, directly across from me. I cut a
bite of steak and chewed on it nervously. After I swallowed I looked
up at her and she smiled.
"Your
name is Jake, isn't it?" she asked. When I nodded she said, "Yes, some
of the ladies at the library have been talking about how handsome you
are."
"The
library?" I asked, blushing.
"Yes,
they said you come in sometimes and you always check out something
business related. Don't you ever read fiction?" she asked me.
"Well,
I really don't have time for entertainment," I admitted. "I'm very
busy."
"I see.
Well, Jake, I'm Barbara Andrews and it's very nice to meet you," she
said, extending her right hand.
I put
down my knife and took her hand. It was so soft. So soft and supple.
So...
"Nice
to meet you, too," I said, grinning nervously.
I
picked up my knife and cut another bite of steak.
"Oh,
that looks so good and I haven't had a bite to eat all day. Can I
have... just one bite?" she asked.
I tried
to hand her the fork but she swung around and ate the steak off the
fork while it was still in my hand. She closed her eyes and let her
lips linger on the fork for a long, sensual moment.
"Mmmm...
that's soooo gooood..." she purred.
I could
feel my cock growing inside my shorts and I hoped I wouldn't have to
stand up for anything. I would hate to let her see that I had an
erection. I thought that would be quite rude.
Suddenly she grabbed an ear of corn off my plate. She began to suck on
it like a big dick, and my eyes bugged out of my head. I sat back in
amazement as she leaned back a bit, pulled the crotch of her bikini
bottom aside and began to rub the corn against her exposed clit! She
moaned softly as the warm corn, lubricated with butter, slipped across
her clit. My cock was bursting from the top of my shorts but I barely
noticed.
"Why
don't you come help me?" she whispered seductively.
She
didn't need to ask twice. I sped around to the other side of the table
and knealt down beside her. She lifted the corn out of my reach and
lifted her buttocks, obviously hinting for me to remove her bikini
bottom. I did, and I exposed a beautifully trimmed set of pussy lips,
almost bald with a v-shaped patch of hair just above the slit. I
spread her lips apart and marvelled at the beauty of her pussy, shaped
like a rosebud. She handed me the corn and I began to slowly rub it
over her clit and I teased the opening of her pussy. Slowly, gently, I
began to push the fat ear inside her. She was soaking wet and the corn
began to slide easily inside her. I couldn't resist. I took that
slippery ear of corn, rich with her juices, and I licked it, tasting
her sweet honey. I inserted the corn back inside her and began to work
it slowly in and out, bending over to touch my tongue against her
clit. She moaned. I pushed the corn in and out, faster and harder,
licking her clit faster and harder. I looked up. She had removed her
bikini top and her beautiful breasts were exposed. They were
incredibly firm, with hard, brown nipples, and the bounced as she
rocked with the motion of my masturbating her.
"Fuck
me, please!" she screamed, and I immediately took her and turned her
over the picnic table and I entered her from behind.
Her
pussy was so tight I almost thought I had her asshole. I couldn't
believe how tight this woman of forty-something was, especially after
having that big ear of corn inside her! It's tight wet walls gripped
my cock like a vice and he groaned loudly as I began to pound her hard
with my big dick. With my left hand I reach under her and grabbed her
left tit, teasing the nipple with my fingers. With the other hand I
reached under her hip and found her clit, rubbing it furiously. I
could feel a huge gush of sperm filling my cock and I knew I was going
to explode. I rubbed her clit as hard and as fast as I could and she
began to shudder and jerk, moaning loudly and slamming her ass against
me as she came on my cock. I felt her pussy walls tightening around my
cock as she climaxed and I began to fill her up with hot, wet cum. I
squeeze her big tit in my left hand and I still rocked her to orgasm
with my right hand as my cock shot load after load of cum into her. I
groaned loudly as I emptied my balls of every bit of jizz that I could
into her.
Soon
after it was over we both sat down at the picnic table and got to know
each other better. We've been seeing each other regularly for several
months, and I think I may ask her to marry me soon! The age difference
doesn't matter to me at all. She could be seventy for all I care.
She's all woman to me!
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